You know how good you feel when you put a quarter in the Salvation Army bin around the holidays? Multiply that feeling by 400 and add alcohol. And after all, you still have $500 dollars left over to blow on Guitar Hero, parking tickets, and ironic vintage t-shirts. Hell, maybe you can even take someone you meet at the party on an Economic Stimulus Date. From there, you could begin an Economic Stimulus Relationship or an Economic Stimulus Awkward Next Time You See Each Other. You Choose!
If you don't qualify for the government-issued package for whatever reason, you're still more than welcome to party. We don't really care where the money comes from as long as you're not stealing it from orphanages.
Click below to buy tickets for the party. Just enter $100 in the donation amount and you're all set.
If you can't make it to the party,
but still want to contribute